Twenty questions. Go.
You're a man. Are you in politics?
Warm beer. Tastes like piss.
It's your turn, babe.
Dead or alive?
Don't you think that's a really stupid question these days?
You know, he's kind of an asshole,
but if you need me to take care of him, I will.
I can hear you.
He's the one in the family with all the brains.
Is that right?
All right, the interstate's coming up. What do we do?
Don't get on it. Stay on this back road.
How come every time you say that,
we end up in a three-hour scenic tour in the middle of nowhere?
Look, we agreed on the rules, didn't we?
And by taking it, we're breaking what?
The rule that says we shouldn't take the interstate.
" I guess we wouldn't want to break any rules," he said,
drinking his beer as he drove the stolen Mercedes
ridiculously over the speed limit, and, look, no hands!
- Babe, don't! - Stop!
- Stop it, you moron! - Don't!
- All right, smartass, I'll read the map. - Can you? It has actuaI writing on it.
Very funny.
Hey, hey, hey, hey!
Hey, guys.
All right, windows, everybody.
What the hell is this guy doing?
My daughter and I, we ran out of gas.
All right, sir, please move your car out of the road.
We left Denver yesterday morning. Last gas we got was Colorado Springs.
I'm sorry, we can't help you. Now move your car!
Look, all we need is just a little bit of gas.
Yeah, I'm sure you do. You and everybody else.
Stay where you are!
We can trade you for it. We got food and water.
- Brian, we have more than enough. - More than... How do you know that?
- I said do not get any closer! - Brian, he looks clean.
Or he could be incubating. Think about it for a second...
Guys! She's got it.
Shit!
Come on, come on, come on...
They'll die out there.
Everyone dies.
The rules are simple. At least. that's how my brother sees it.
One. avoid the infected at all costs.
Their breath is highly contagious.
Two. disinfect anything they've touched in the last 24 hours.
Three. the sick are already dead. They can't be saved.
You break the rules. you die.
You follow them. you live.
Maybe.
Hey. Look what I found.
Great.
Hey, if you happen to find a brand-new factory-issued oiI pan, holler.
- Are you sure you can't fix it? - It's blown, Ivy Boy.
- Brian. - What?
All that car needed was gas.
Wait, what? No. No, no, no way.
- If we sit here, we're just gonna die. - We won't if we go back?
You saw the girI. You saw the blood, the rashes.
Bobby, come on, you saw her.
- Am I the only one here? - Kate, we do not have a lot of options...
They're your rules!
Danny, tell your girlfriend to get her shit together.
- I'm not his girlfriend. - She's not my girlfriend.
All right, then tell me, tell me. Why the hell is she here?
Why didn't we let her sit tight in her McMansion,
- waiting for the looters? - Okay.
Could we just calm down and try and think this thing through? Please.
- Yeah. - So what about the car?
I don't know, Danny. I'm trying to think.
- Well, we need that car... - I know that!
Shit!
All right, put your masks on, guys.
Frank Holloway.
We're gonna need your car.
Yeah, I figured as much.
Do you really want to splatter your brand-new vehicle
with the insides of someone who, for all you know, may be infected?
We got loads of Clorox.
- Cleanup is not my chief concern. - Brian, that's all right.
- That's close enough. - I picked up a radio transmission
from a schooI outside of Farmington last week.
People from all over the state are traveling there.
For what?
The CDC, they set up some kind of emergency response center.
They've got a new serum.
That's one hell of a story, man. I don't think I've heard that one yet.
Are they getting results?
No, they're not getting any results, Kate.
They've got a new treatment, and I am taking my daughter there in this car.
Now, if you're onboard with that, great. If not...
This is a fairytale, and he knows it.
It's the Baltimore vaccine all over again.
It's a bunch of retrovirals that don't work for shit.
So go ahead, Brian. Shoot him in the head.
Wait! Hey.
I got an idea.
Hey.
Want to know a secret? About boys?
Their bark is worse than their bite.
- You know what I mean? - No.
- It's okay. - Don't listen to her, kiddo.
- Trust me, she loves it when I bite. - Why don't you eat me, Brian?
- I think we can arrange that. - Jesus, Brian! She's, like, eight.
Yeah, well, mentally, so is he.
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Adiós. Road Warrior. You crap piece of shit.
But Godless governments have fallen.
and the armies of man have perished by his hand...
Pattycake, pattycake...
...for this pandemic is the flail of God and the world his threshing floor.
and. implacably. he will thresh out his harvest
until the wheat is separated from the chaff. the righteous from the sinner.
And make no mistake about it. there shall be far more chaff than wheat.
Few chosen...
Come to think of it, I haven't seen much weed around lately.
- Very funny. - What?
Just show some respect.
For what? That God's punishing my daughter?
Who's he rewarding? Who, you?
- That's not what I'm saying. - What are you saying?
Some people locked themselves away, piled up food,
didn't even pick up the phone. They were dead in a week.
Me, I worked at the stadium, digging those mass graves for 400...
-400 bucks a day! - That's exactly right.
You can laugh all you want, but I was up to my knees in that shit,
and here I am.
So you're immune or chosen or something?
I'm here and they're not.
So, then, I guess you won't mind kissing my daughter good night for me,
huh, Brian?
I didn't think so.
So much for being chosen, huh?
That's hystericaI, huh, Ivy League?
Where'd you go to schooI, Danny?
- He got a scholarship to go to Harvard. - Yale.
- It was Yale, actually. - It doesn't really matter, does it?
A little something shut the place down before freshman orientation.
- Watch it, Brian. - How's that for a knee-slapper?
- Why do you have to be such a dick? - Come on!
Watch out! Watch out!
You! You stay in the back, you hear me?
Hey, I will if you keep your eyes on the goddamn road!
Hey, you can get out anytime! You can get out right now!
- Okay. Okay. Okay. - Kate! Kate!
The tape held. You don't have to worry about it.
Are you okay? What is it?
Damn it. I think she knocked a filling loose.
I weep for you.
It's locked.
Danny, be carefuI.
It's okay.
Shit.
Hey, are you all right? Danny!
What happened?
Jesus!
Just get the gas and let's go.
Hey, kids, we'll be back in 20.
Yeah, we'll be back in more like five.
Shit.
Bobby! Baby?
- What's that? - That?
Well, Brian and I,
we had a dad, too. He was just like yours.
And every summer, when we were little, he would take us to this place.
It's Turtle Beach.
And we could swim and surf, and we'd fish
and eat these soft-shell crab sandwiches that were soaked in mayo.
Were there lots of turtles?
Lots? God, there were thousands of them! They were everywhere.
I mean. you could barely put your foot in the water without stepping on one.
Sometimes they'd be stacked up on top of each other.
- That's impossible! - It is possible.
- They were everywhere. - Can we go to Turtle Beach with them?
Time to sleep.
What makes you think you're gonna be safe there?
It's an old moteI.
The place has been abandoned for years. We'll go on scavenging trips
and quarantine ourselves every single time we get back,
- and wait. - UntiI they come for us.
UntiI... UntiI the disease dies off.
The disease or the people?
It's the same thing, really.
Bobby. I love you.
and you know what a dipshit I can be sometimes...
What's the big deaI?
I think we should see other people.
If that's the way you feeI.
It is the way I feeI.
- You can be such a dipshit sometimes. - I know!
Probably the biggest in the world at this point.
Do you ever think of Yale?
Yeah. Sure.
That, and all those things you think you'll get to do someday.
Jesus!
- Put it out! Put the fire out! - Go, go, go, go, go!
Where do you think you're going, boy?
- Hurry up. - Hurry.
Just keep it down. Keep it down. Put it out.
- Okay, I'll be right back. - Daddy.
Honey, I'm just going in there
to make sure there are no monsters under the bed.
If there are monsters, you shouldn't go.
Okay, now listen to me. There's no reason to worry. All right?
I'll be back before you can say Captain Feathersword.
You're too smart for me, you know that?
I'll stay with her.
Bobby.
Look, now is not the time, okay?
The girls need some alone time to talk about boys.
I am serious. Do not get too close to her.
I'm serious. Just go. It's gonna be fine.
You know, you are always doing whatever the hell you want.
That's why you love me!
Hello?
Looks like your hospitaI ran out of patients, Frank.
Come on. Let's get out of here.
Where's Kate?
- What is she doing? - Kate?
- We have to go. There's nothing here. - You don't know that.
Kate, they failed. Let's go.
There's a whole wing we haven't checked yet.
You see? There are people here.
Wait!
No way.
Oh, my God. They did it.
- Sir. Sir! - Yes?
- Are you in charge here? - No, you want Dr. Lindus.
His office is on the second floor of the old math building.
But you won't find him there. He died on Thursday.
Doctor, we've come all the way from Colorado.
We heard that you had a serum here.
It's my daughter, she's... My daughter is very sick.
- How long? - A little over a week.
- Is she bleeding from her ears yet? - No.
Well, bring her in.
Okay, kids, these nice people are gonna take you to your parents,
who are all waiting outside.
So, as soon as we finish our medicine, we'll all be right as rain.
What are you doing to these kids? What's that? Where's the serum?
The serum? Yes, we had a serum.
For three days it stabilized the patients. A few actually improved.
Three days. That's the best that we could do,
or anyone else in the world as far as I know.
Staved off the virus for three days.
Prolonged sickness and pain for 72 hours.
Well, I'm not prolonging it anymore.
- What's in the punch? - Potassium.
Lots and lots of potassium.
Now, if you'll excuse us.
No! No, stop! You can't do this!
Kate, they're sick. They're already dead. Let's go.
- Brian, they are kids. - Who's dead? My daughter's alive!
She's not dead!
- There are other places... - Stop pulling the goddamn curtain!
Please! Please.
- Give me your gun. - Frank, stay where you are!
- Give me your gun, Brian. - Frank, you know I can't do that.
Give me the gun!
Danny!
Stop. Stop! Stop, goddamn you! Stop it! Now!
Put that down.
- Put it down! - Look around you.
We lost power two weeks ago.
We sucked the town dry of gas just to run the generators.
There's nothing left.
Don't. Please don't.
Sometimes choosing life is just choosing a more painfuI form of death.
You're telling me your favorite cartoon's name is Mop-Face Circle-Shirt?
- No! - Brush-Bill Soup-Jeans?
No! SpongeBob SquarePants!
Spoon-Lips Boxer-Shorts!
Frank! Frank!
Okay. You're gonna be okay, just...
Okay, listen. Breathe slow.
Okay, okay.
We're getting out of here.
What happened?
Nothing. She took it off. She had problems breathing, I think.
- Come here. - Daddy? I have to go.
- Number one or number two? - Number two.
Can you hold it?
Well, how about if I get you, like, a potty or something, can you do it here then?
No.
All right, now. I need you to be a very big girI for me right now.
Okay? I need you to be really brave.
You see those little blue huts over there?
I need you to go over there by yourself,
and I'll be waiting right here for you, okay?
- Can you try that for me? - Okay.
- Good girI. You ready? - Ready.
Come on.
I'll be waiting right here for you, okay?
- Okay, honey. It's okay. - Daddy.
- I'm sorry. - No, I'm sorry.
You did great. I'm very proud of you. Now Daddy will take you, okay?
You strike me as a good man, DanieI.
We'll be back in a minute. Come on, honey.
Get in.
- Get... Get in the car! - We can't leave them here. Not here.
Look, we brought them here. That was the deaI.
Now, it's time to drop the fairytales and move on.
You heard what that doctor said. There's nothing here. There's nothing!
You already put us in danger once back there.
Bobby? Bobby, say something.
Hey, what was that song... What was that song Miss Stevens taught you
- that you used to sing all the time? - Itsy Bitsy Spider.
The Itsy Bitsy Spider. yeah. Do you remember how to sing that?
Itsy bitsy spider went up the waterspout
Down came the rain and washed the spider out
Out came the sun and dried up all the rain
And the itsy bitsy spider went up the spout again
How long till the beach, Danny?
At least two days. Why?
Anyone for 18 holes?
If we're gonna stop somewhere for the night, might as well be high-end.
Right?
- What do you say, Bobby? - Do whatever you want, Brian.
Hello!
The service here is for shit.
Hey.
- You all right? - Yeah.
Hey.
Look, what happened back there...
I'm just trying to get us to the beach alive.
- You know that, right? - Yeah, I know.
We all agreed on the rules.
And the sick, they're dead. There's nothing we can do for them.
Right.
- All right, I should go check the back. - Okay.
Okay. Knock it off, stupid, you're fine.
Hey, Danny! I found the pooI!
You want to play Marco Polo?
- Shit! - Help!
Help!
Oh, Jesus Christ! Danny!
Let's play some golf.
Jesus! Yeah!
Hey, are you okay?
I thought golf was for old people.
- Fuck. - Jerk!
Come on down here, baby.
- What? - Help me out of here.
Come on, it'll be just like the time we broke into Forest Oaks.
Remember how the groundskeeper booted us out?
Yeah.
Well, this time we're members. They can't touch us.
It's nice and soft.
Just come out of there. Come on.
Just give me a hand.
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- Come over here! Get over here! - Brian! Stop it!
Come on! Don't!
What?
- I'm gonna get all dirty! - It's sand!
Yeah, sand is dirt, asshole!
Okay, ladies and gentlemen,
it's the 18th hole, and young Brian Green steps up to the tee.
He needs a hole in one here to get to the Masters,
but what he's really worried about is people finding out that he's gay!
God damn it!
Dude, my advice to you is put the club down, wait 10 minutes,
and just never pick it up again.
If it's so funny, show us what you got.
Thanks, but I think I'll use an actuaI driver.
It's getting down to the wire, folks.
- Katie, Kate, whatever her last name... - Shut up!
- All right! - Nice.
Shit, the girI can swing!
Fairfield Country Club Junior Champion three years in a row,
thank you very much. Tiger Woods can kiss my ass.
Yeah!
Oh, shit.
Yeah!
Larry?
Larry. come in.
Can you hear me?
If you're there. pick up.
We're coming back. Do you hear me? We're coming back.
What are you doing?
What the hell are you doing?
All day long, every single phone! The phones are dead.
So, I just gotta try and get in touch with my parents.
They're dead, too.
- You don't know that. - I don't? Where were they?
Their cruise ship was quarantined in Piraeus.
- Then they're dead. - How do you know?
- You don't even know where Piraeus is! - It doesn't matter where Piraeus is!
Everyone, everywhere, is dead, your parents, my parents.
Soon you and I will be dead, too.
Kate, what happened?
- Leave me alone. - Please.
What did she say to you?
Brian?
- That's not Brian. - No.